December 2014
1 - Eat a Red Apple Day
2 - National Mutt Day
3 - National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
4 - Wear Brown Shoes Day
6 - Bartender Appreciation Day
7 - National Cotton Candy Day
9 - Weary Willie Day
10 - Dewey Decimal System Day
11 - International Mountain Day
12 - National 12-hour Fresh Breath Day
13 - National Cocoa Day
14 - Monkey Day
15 - Cat Herders Day
16 - National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
17 - Wright Brothers' Day
18 - National Re-Gifting Day
19 - Underdog Day
20 - Games Day
21 - Crossword Puzzle Day
22 - National Haiku Poetry Day
23 - Festivus
24 - National Egg Nog Day
25 - Christmas
26 - National Whiner's Day
27 - Visit the Zoo Day
28 - Card Playing Day
29 - Tick Tock Day
30 - Baking Soda Day
31 - Make Up Your Mind Day
Aaaand, here is the disclaimer. As I've said before, I do not make up these holidays. These are all real holidays, celebrated somewhere in the world (mostly the US, and when at all possible, Texas - I like to keep it local). Some days have more than one holiday - I am aware of this, and I have chosen the one I like best. It was my idea to post the holidays for you, so I get to pick. Mainly though, because, which would you rather celebrate, World Choral Day or Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)? Sure, about three of you said World Choral Day because you have really nice singing voices and like to sing in public (sorry). The rest of us will be acting like we just showed up from the future and are looking for a flux capacitor. What I mean to say is, if you don't like the holiday, just wait until the next day - I'm sure it will be better suited for you.
