May 2016
1 - National Bubba Day
3 - National Teacher Day
4 - Star Wars Day (May the 4th Be With You)
5 - National Day of Prayer / Cinco de Mayo
6 - No Diet Day
8 - Mother's Day / No Socks Day
10 - Clean Up Your Room Day
11 - Eat What You Want Day / Hostess Cupcake Day
12 - Limerick Day
13 - Blame Someone Else Day / National Apple Pie Day
15 - Straw Hat Day
16 - National Sea Monkey Day
17 - National Cherry Cobbler Day
18 - Visit Your Relatives Day / I Love Reeses Day
19 - Circus Day
20 - Eliza Doolittle Day / National Pizza Party Day
21 - National Waitstaff Day / Do Dah Day
22 - Neighbor Day
23 - National Taffy Day
24 - International Tiara Day
25 - National Tap Dance Day / National Wine Day
26 - Red Nose Day
27 - Cellophane Tape Day
28 - National Hamburger Day
30 - Memorial Day
31 - World No Tobacco Day / What You Think Upon Grows Day
Aaaand, here is the disclaimer. I do not make up these holidays. These are all real holidays, celebrated somewhere in the world (mostly the US, and when at all possible, Texas - I like to keep it local). Some days have more than one holiday - I am aware of this, and I have chosen the one I like best. It was my idea to post the holidays for you, so I get to pick. Mainly though, because, which would you rather celebrate, World Choral Day or Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)? Sure, about three of you said World Choral Day because you have really nice singing voices and like to sing in public (sorry). The rest of us will be acting like we just showed up from the future and are looking for a flux capacitor. What I mean to say is, if you don't like the holiday, just wait until the next day - I'm sure it will be better suited for you.
